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On-screen.com has been in business since 1942, providing our customers with inexpensive posters of expensive appliances that many could not afford. These virtual appliances included refrigerators (our Norge was very popular), radios, and even a full Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner! By hanging these posters up, our clients had the illusion of actually owning the appliance or being able to afford a fine meal.

Later, in the mid 1960s we began to offer three dimensional pasteboard facsimiles of televisions, stereo equipment, and eventually even computers. Oddly, these proved to be popular with furniture stores and we had a corresponding drop in lawsuits.

With the advent of the internet, and an increasingly poorly-educated and gullible public, we went on-line. Today we provide thousands of customers with our innovative screen products. Become part of On-Screen.com by sending me a certified check for $5000.00! For your convenience, please make the check out to "cash".

NOTE: It is a Federal Crime to accuse On-Screen.com of any wrongdoing or to attempt to notify any authority of our activity. On-screen.com is not affiliated with either Bill Gates nor Satan.

Return policy: We are so confident that our products will work exactly as we've described and that they'll look exactly like they do now on your computer screen that we see no need for a return policy. However, if you do experience a problem, you can re-order your equipment at double the original cost and we'll pay the shipping! Handling fees still apply at $14.00 per item.

All on-screen products have been carefully tested for Y2K compliance. If your computer and software have been rigorously tested for Y2K compliance, you'll find that our products will provide years of faithful service!