Chorus:
Dead puppies aren't much fun
When you call them they don't come
Dead puppies aren't much fun
My puppy died last fall
That's him lying in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun
You can't make them beg for food
You can try - it's no good
Dead puppies aren't much fun
They won't roll over, they won't play ball
They'll play dead, that's all
Dead puppies aren't much fun
When you pick them up they sag
When you walk them it's a drag
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Mummy isn't feeling well
I think she doesn't like the smell
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Not much fun
As sung by Iain MacKintosh
