Dr. Bill's Plastic Sheet Information Page

Although plastic wrap will provide little protection from a nukyular attack, plastic wrap, along with duct tape, is your key to living through a biological, chemical, or radiological attack. Simply follow the directions below.

Stockpile large quantities of plastic wrap to cover your windows and walls in the event of an attack	Do not attempt to build a free-standing plastic wrap shelter!	Wrapping plants is unnecessary and adversely affects your response time.	Supplies can be pre-wrapped with plastic with no adverse effects.
In the event of an attack, you can also wrap yourself in plastic for added protection.	An example of a well-prepared American.	It is not recommended that you cover your face with plastic wrap. Remember. It is not a toy.	Should a child be born during an attack, wrap it in plastic wrap immediately.

Installing Plastic. Don't forget to seal the walls, ceiling, and floor!

Unfortunately, If you follow these directions and seal off your room completely, you may run into other minor problems (such as suffocation). Rest assured that your government is aware of these problems and is working on a system to work around these potentialities. For now, stock your properly-sealed shelter with canned air, aqualungs, surplus CO₂ scrubbers, and balloons (note: do NOT use helium-filled balloons!). Indoor plants not only brighten up your safe room, but also provide oxygen through photosynthesis. You should also consider purchasing a tank or two of liquid oxygen!