The French

- "France has neither winter
nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France
has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain
- "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."
--- General George S. Patton
- "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf
- "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson
- "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
- "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh,
- "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin
- "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in
Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting
inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
- "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face
for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
- "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people.
---Conan O'Brien
- "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam
out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
France!"
---Jay Leno
- "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag."
---David Letterman
- How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb
and all of Europe revolves around him.
- Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
New
Politically-Correct Terms to Demonstrate our Righteous Condemnation of All
Things French

Businesses that do not immediately comply
with these changes should be boycotted by all True Americans©.
Individuals that continue to use old-speak
should be immediately turned in to their local block commander.

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