 Old-style gas masks can be relatively inexpensive, but may provide little protection. |
 Dr. Bill recommends that you purchase a new gas mask to protect yourself. Other members of your family can be supplied with older masks, if you wish. |
 Here we see a properly-prepared individual. Note how secure he looks! |
 Don't forget to order extra canisters for your masks! |
 You may want to supply a mask for your significant other. You'll find that if she wears the mask the entire time you're in the shelter, you won't hear much of her constant yammering, bitching, and complaining. If she begins to contribute significantly to your cabin fever, you can always give her a used or contaminated canister. |
 Kids too can have their own masks! This example is marketed as the "Little Ranger Hood" and can be purchased here. |
 Don't forget your pets; at least the larger dogs since they are as valuable as a weapon after you leave the shelter. A large dog can be very intimidating! Cats, bunnies, and small dogs can should be sacrificed at the beginning of the emergency to be used as a potential food source. |
 Awww.... How cute! |
When venturing outside, a full moon suit provides the best protection, but the newer suits are in short supply. Instructions for making a rudimentary moon suit can be found here. If wrapped with plastic and duct tape, this should provide some level of protection. |
Surplus moon suits can be found on e-bay. |
 You can also build your own suit out of plastic trash bags and Playtex gloves. |
 A blow-up doll can be cut open and supplied with a zipper. You can slip the doll on like a pair of overalls. If you wear a gas mask you'll be safe from a biological or chemical attack! |
