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Item # 60329401: On-screen ruler. Measure anything using this handy on-screen ruler. Shown Actual Size. Only $29.95 each!

Item #32495864: On-screen thermometer. This handy and easy to read on-screen thermometer accurately measures the temperature somewhere other than near your monitor. Shown Actual Size. Only $124.00 each. Batteries not included (see item # 12345)

Item #12345: Battery installation for the #32495864 on-screen thermometer. Let our technicians install the batteries in your 32495864 on-screen thermometer! Batteries are $14.95 each (four required) and will last a lifetime! Installation is $5.00 per battery. Batteries shown below are four times their actual size.

Item # 39-02835: On-screen stereo system. Own this extraordinary on-screen stereo for only $345.00! Place your order with us, then proceed to the free download site to get your on-screen stereo system! And don't forget to purchase our on-screen speaker systems (Item #29485472)

Item #29485472: On-screen speakers. These innovative on-screen speakers will exactly reproduce the tonal quality of your current speakers while taking up very little screen space (shown actual size). Move from a two-speaker computer system to a full four-speaker system for only $89.95!

Item # 58475929: On-screen light bulb. Always have enough light at your computer workstation by purchasing our on-screen light bulb for only $29.95! This amazing bulb draws absolutely no power and is environmentally safe. Californians will especially appreciate the convenience of this product during their frequent rolling blackouts. These amazing products are available in both right- and left-handed models! Order two for only $89.95!

Item # 9438502089: On-screen mirror. Order this amazing on-screen mirror for those touch-ups on your makeup, popping zits, or for picking lunch from your teeth. For a one-time charge of $37.86 you can be the proud owner of this revolutionary product!

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Item # 2095483561786: On-screen pasta maker. With this on-screen pasta maker installed, you can gently squeeze your favorite pasta dough through the little slits on the top of your monitor and can retrieve perfect pasta from the bottom. Surprise your family with a home-made meal. CAUTION: A severe fire and/or shock hazard may exist if you attempt to make pasta with your monitor turned on. Never attempt to make pasta unless the pasta maker is visible on your screen. Only $345.55!

Item # 82187410254712: On-screen fireplace. Enjoy the warmth and comfort of your very own on-screen fireplace! Snuggle up with your honey and spend a romantic evening watching flames dance over combustible objects! Invite your friends over and take turns seeing who can hold their head in the fire the longest! See if you can ignite flatulence. Immolate your ex-spouse's pictures. Experiment with pets and other small creatures to see what burns best! Only $495.12. Get fuel below.

Item # 32175481258: On screen fuel for the on-screen fireplace (Item # 82187410254712). Mummies are the perfect fuel for our on-screen fireplace. They burn clean, break up easily and the bandages make excellent kindling. Order plenty of extra mummies for those cool winter days! Only $44.07 each!

Item # 32194823959101094: On-screen Lava Lamp. Enjoy the peace and tranquility of your very own on-screen lava lamp. Endlessly cycles through globs of floating oil-like goo! $45.55

Item # 1239050910923497: On-screen Plastic Flamingos. Recent research by reputable scientists and astrologers has proven that pink plastic flamingos sooth the soul and reduce your chances of a heart attack.  Enjoy a flock of pink plastic flamingos right on your desktop! Only $43.93!

Item # 32184701: Beer Mat for the Palm OS. Protect your desk and valuable furniture with this product. Instantly turns your Palm OS PDA into a coaster! Only $4.54! Download yours here after paying for it! NOTE Requires MathLab.prc and NSBasic Runtime.