Cheney Challenges the Aibo BS-o-meter

The Aibo was unable to detect the constant stream of unsupported lies and fabrications by the Bush Administration®, indicating that its artificial intelligence network has attained a computational level equal to that of a typical Republican voter. To be fair, this Aibo was running the 200 MHz RISK core, rather than the updated 400 MHz version. Following his conversation with the Aibo, Vice President Cheney® deftly unhinged his lower jaw and swallowed the whole robot. He then downed the pink ball in front of horrified on-lookers.