I know what you are thinking and I was thinking the same
thing too when I pulled this slice of bread from a three week old
loaf!
The image was
staring right back at me -- God's only Son
JESUS! NOT ONLY ON THE FRONT OF
THE SLICE, BUT ON THE FLIP SIDE of this soon to be toast.
But toast this piece of bread
would not become!
Obviously at first I
had dollar signs dancing in my head. But as I thought about it a
calm came over me and I realized that this "miracle
slice" was talking to me! Bread much like God is in 3 forms
(Dough, Bread and Toast) So I finally came to my senses and
decided this would become, "the family heirloom to
end all family heirloom's".
With a fervent pace
I drove to the nearest mortuary to have this sacred piece of bread
embalmed, ("MUMIFIED" if you will), to retain the picture forever.
But by the time I got there, the words "BREAD MOLD" had appeared
on one side and as fast as I could turn it over, the words, "NOT
THE SON OF GOD", appeared on the other!
As you can imagine I
felt devastated, shocked, frustrated and betrayed! And that is the
ONLY reason I am selling this oddity here on Ebay!
THE ONLY REASON!
For the simple fact
that I now know this is just bread mold and not the image of
Jesus.
So now it can
be yours for a modest $.01.
Winning
bidder to pay
$2.00 for shipping/handling/and of course
insurance. This item will be triple bubble wrapped and boxed for
safe shipping and sent along with the original wrapper that it
came in plus a certificate of authenticity! I accept Paypal, money
orders, checks and I will consider some trades.
For instance; an
eggroll with the image of Ghandi (no spring rolls please), 80 grit
sandpaper with the image of Mozart or Stalin (or both would be a
plus)? Also will consider trading for an over-used sock with the
image of Hitler or Mussolini (preferably Hanes white, no black or
brown socks please)! And last but not least, a McDonalds Hamburger
bun TOP not bottom, (I've been burned before) with the
image of Eminem or any current Hip Hop artist that has gone at
least platinum in the last 5 years.
I will not and I repeat WILL NOT
accept any perogi items at this time as I have been inandated with
emails trying to persuade me to give in to the power of the
Perogi! NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
p.s. Please email this auction to all the friends and family
that you know including CNN, Fox News, Jay Leno, David Letterman
or even Click and Clack the Car Talk Guys (I know they would enjoy
this!). I am desperately in need of bids ---- and cash!
Appraised Value:
$567.50
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