Ebay pulled my listing for keyword
spamming. I used the word 'perogi' but wasn't selling one. Ok, so
this tells me that ebay thinks it's more than fine to sell a
perogi for a thousand dollars, but I can't reference that....Ok
then. Let's start over, shall we?
Here is my newly revised story: I woke up one night after a
bout of heavy drinking and substance abuse with hazy visions in my
head of a late-night rendezvous with none other than good old J.C.
Himself. (notice the capital H).
What our Lord and saviour left behind was quite shocking to me,
but I figured that I would give the general public a chance to
better appreciate these items.
Jesus Christ himself left me a 'pearl necklace'. when I listed
this before I neglected to notice that strung right in the middle
of this pearl necklace, is a large, uncooked perogi, with no image
of anyone on it. I don't know how I could have missed such a
thing, but for the record, that's what you are bidding on.
The highest bidder in this no reserve auction will recieve the
16 inch strand of pearls with a sterling silver clasp. Strung into
the middle of this necklace will be a large, uncooked Mrs. T's
potato and onion perogi. Jesus Christ not only loves Mrs. T's
perogi's, he loves you. He loves me too, apparently - I have never
ever heard of him leaving anyone a 'pearl necklace' before. Please
watch this auction - the last one had almost 400 hits in the few
hours it was up....
On
Aug-12-05 at 11:44:04 PDT, seller added the following information:
Wow look at all those bids! Thank you Tape_Despenser_Love for
your detication and enthusiasm!!! Since people are actually
bidding on this item, I am going to throw in as a special bonus
gift from me to you, an empty cardboard box. There will be nothing
inside this box.
On
Aug-12-05 at 11:51:29 PDT, seller added the following information:
(pierogi)
On
Aug-12-05 at 15:18:40 PDT, seller added the following information:
This item is deticated, with love, to Jade. I hope you found
what you were looking for, man.
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